Do It Yourself: Fixing Most PHP Errors Quickly
Be the first to comment!Today I’m going to show you how to avoid the most common errors that popup in PHP (and what 80% of help questions end up being about on my webmaster forums). If you can debug the following errors, you’ll prevent about 99% of the errors you’ll ever run into when programming anything. Better [...]
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Undeniable Proof that Princess Toadstool was a Skanky Whore
No CommentsI think it’s about time I posted something completely different on this blog. So today is something a little different - I give you evidence that Princess Toadstool aka Princess Peach was a skanky whore!
First a Bit of Background Information
Name: Princess Toadstool
Known Aliases: Princess Peach, The Princess
Age: Unknown. She was an [...]
Learn the Full Benefits of Your Software/Plugins
No CommentsNot too long ago I created my first wordpress plugin that would track comment statistics. The main goal was to identify where people are commenting and what was attracting spam and several other metrics. You can read about the plugin (click here), and at the time I though it was very well done [...]
Blog Comment Spammers Offering Opt Out?
No CommentsToday I’m celebrating my 1000th comment spam! I guess that’s a good thing, as this site must be doing well enough to be getting hit with about 50-75 comment spams per day now (it would be nice if I got that many legit comments!).
To all of my actual readers I’d like to [...]
Cornell University Teaches Cyber Stalkers How to Stalk Better
No CommentsI’m sure that wasn’t the intention of what they’ve done, but I can’t really think of any other application for their latest research into cyber communication. The research was released yesterday through the Chronicle Online, Cornell University’s online publication that outlines their research projects and activities.
I actually came upon the research entirely [...]
Easy Way to Find Do-Follow Blogs
3 CommentsToday’s post is to show you a creative little way of finding do-follow blogs, so that you can post comments on them and get some link juice from the search engines. Before I get into the details of this, I would like the record to state that this is not a very ethical method [...]
How to Increase Sales with Package Enclosures
1 CommentPackage enclosures are a great way to increase sales and get return customers, so today I’m covering what they are and how to get started with them. Note - this marketing technique will work for anybody that ships products, regardless of whether you sell other products or not (explain below).
Imagine this, a customer buys [...]
Vertster.com is a Kickass Testing Platform
No CommentsSome of you will recall my dissatisfaction with AB testing with Google last month, which was due to a large number of technical problems we ran into when setting up their code. Suffice to say, it was a horrible failure and we crashed a site for 14 hours when we put their code in, [...]
PHP Code to Turn Any MySQL Query into a CSV File
2 CommentsOften times as a programmer I’m forced to use more creative solutions than are normally available. This typically applies to the case where somebody wants data from their database exported into a different program. Unfortunately, a lot of the time the standard mysql export feature isn’t an option (as they want to manipulate [...]
Happy Halloween! Here’s 500 Entrecard Credits!
3 CommentsWho wants 500 entrecard credits? I’ve got a stack of them that I’m giving away, all you have to do is this say “Trick or Treat!” in a comment on this posting!
When you do this, be sure to use your entrecard email address as your contact email, as I will send [...]
This Is Why You Aren’t Getting Interviews
No CommentsToday’s blog posting to is teach you some valuable lessons about job hunting, specifically for you web designers out there as this situation applies mostly to you. I’m going to walk you through an example scenario that I am currently facing, and hopefully you’ll see why some of you don’t get calls for interviews [...]
Fixing MySQL Problems - Basic Skills for Managing Your MySQL Database
No CommentsLong time for me not posting…yeah I tend to suck at that. But hey, if you’ve been reading this blog for a while you should be use to the fact that I only post a few times a week at best. Anyways, let’s get to the point - I’m going to teach you [...]
It’s Amazing What You Can Rank for Without Trying
3 CommentsIf you are into SEO at all, then chances are you frequently check your logs and analytics programs to see what terms you are getting search traffic for. And since that’s something I do, I’ve decided to demonstrate some of the stupid things you can rank for without even trying.
Two weeks ago I created [...]
